Now Playing Tracks

astrogyaru:

why i love cecil palmer:

  • he’s a badass
  • no seriously he delivers the news in a town where a tyrannical government controls everything, including what he can and cannot say
  • and he doesn’t give a fuck and says what he needs to when he can and gives coded messages to the people that he knows he technically can’t get in trouble for
  • loves animals a lot and is really cute when talking about them
  • loves carlos a lot and is really cute when talking about him
  • was a boy scout and has a number of unique survival skills
  • is a snarky bastard
  • but also caring and sweet
  • calls out racists and assholes
  • loves theatre and acting
  • and old western movies and musicals
  • is on a bowling team
  • tried to ask a dragon with five heads and a spectral elderly woman with no face for relationship advice
  • had a massive crush on someone for a year but still respected his boundaries and even stopped talking about him as much on the radio at his request when they started dating
  • licked a bunch of monuments when he went to europe
  • knocked someone out with a cell phone
  • jumped into a hypnotic cube to save his boyfriend and was the only person capable of resisting the cube’s visions because he was so accepting of carlos’ and his own imperfections
  • owns more than one pair of furry pants
  • was once so engrossed in watching ‘cat ballou’ that he didn’t answer his phone
  • used up his airtime to talk about his date with carlos because he was so excited and happy
  • goes to school PTA meetings despite not having any children himself just because he cares about the community
  • disregarded steve carlsberg’s request to remain anonymous because he’s such a spoilsport, that steve
  • says “neat” a lot like a dork and gets embarrassed when he does
  • wears seat belts as fashion accessories
  • LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT KIND OF CHARACTER IS THIS HE’S SO WEIRD AND LOVELY AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

cellard00rs:

pictorialpress:

broadway-paramore:

a-masterpiece-of-understatement:

When people constantly tell me “old movies are boring.”

image

"Old movies aren’t funny because they don’t swear."

image

"There aren’t any cute guys."

image

"Are you trying to be a hipster or something?"

image

"its in black and white"

image

"There’s bad acting"

image

"the story is pointless"

image

lets not forget about Cary Grant

image

I have finally found the most perfect post in the history of Tumblr.

Um, there were a LOT of cute guys.

aubrey-graham:

ways to do well in the social sciences

  • use the word “paradigm” in every sentence
  • use the word “construct” in every sentence
  • use the word “discourse” in every sentence
  • instead of saying “the author’s opinion on xyz” add “-ian” to the author’s last name and instead of ‘opinion’ say ‘school’; example, “ah, yes, the Lalondesian school”
  • make every noun a verb; e.g. problematize, fetishize, binarize, dichotomize, sexualize. bonus: paradigmize.
  • make everything plural even if it’s not supposed to be plural, e.g. knowledges, homosexualities, truths
  • sample sentence: “The Lalondesian school constructs paradigmatically binarized knowledges of homosexualities.”
  • a+
To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union