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i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


realization: the hufflepuff common room/dormitories is a freaking hobbit hole.

to make my point clear, this comes up if you put “hufflepuff common room” in google images:


which is, you know, Bag End.

but also here:




this, combined with the fact that our dormitories are right next to the kitchen leaves me with one conclusion:

hufflepuffs are, in fact, hobbits.




a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

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